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Metric Tip

https://xkcd.com/3164/

The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.

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Repair Video

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The statue should be in the likeness of whatever sculptor posted the sculpting tool repair video that was most helpful during the installation of the statue.

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Heart Mountain

https://xkcd.com/3162/

Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."

https://xkcd.com/3162/

Airspeed

https://xkcd.com/3161/

Carefully maneuvering the balloon down a mineshaft in an effort to break the OTHER altitude record

https://xkcd.com/3161/

Document Forgery

https://xkcd.com/3160/

It comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a...

https://xkcd.com/3160/